As you get older, you begin to spend more and more time lost in grocery stores, Targets, and Walmarts, searching for that perfectly ripe avocado, or dangerously festive holiday sweater. Your mind might start to wander, as you aimlessly peruse aisle after aisle of useless merchandise, wondering out loud to yourself, “Am I what’s wrong with capitalist America?” One of the best ways to stave off the feelings of boredom, guilt, and buyer’s remorse, is to rearrange various items on the shelves in front of you to spell out something inappropriate. At worst, it provides a young mother the opportunity to explain to her three-year-old what “BDSM” means in the Christmas stockings aisle, and at best, it’s a great way to entertain yourself and other immature shoppers. We’ve put together a list of the funniest store displays that are definitely probably a tad inappropriate.
When you’re bored in a grocery store and looking to make some low grade trouble, your best bet is to start rearranging bottles of salad dressing, children’s building blocks, and other letter-centric displays to create new, inappropriate phrases. The best part about playing grocery store Scrabble is that you can be as G-rated as you like, or as dirty as you can imagine.