20 Insanely Funny Dollar Store Toys No Kid Would Actually Want

Dollar stores everywhere want you to get the full value of your dollar, and their knockoff toys value in at around “completely useless.” In their attempt to maximize your singles, the dollar store minimizes their own efforts, creating toy that would induce a heart attack in Santa. As weird as the dollar store can be, it never aims to make you feel bad about yourself, but it does stock certain toys that suggest you might be unloved by your parents. “Pity” rather than “play” comes to mind upon viewing many of the terrible toys on display below. They definitely rank among the weird toys nobody wants, yet you know some poor unfortunate child will find them underneath their Christmas tree this year.

Skipping What Now?

The Devil Wears Nada

Evolution Works Fast

There’s Something About This Mary

Dollar For Your Thoughts

For Slap Bets Only

This Deranged Dolphin

Nerf Penis, Anyone?

What’s It Make Squirt?

Buzzed Lightyear

Smells Like Teen Spirit

Jenny Go Lightly

Dollar Store Ghostbuster

Hannah’s Dollar Store Sister

Two Dolls No Fun

Where Is He?

Tit Or Miss

Spaced Out Woody

My Little Phony

I Love Lamp

Super Lame

Harry Notter

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